The Above Buttons Take you to our FREE, Playable Online Drinking Games. You can play them for free all day long, with NO ADVERTISING, and we don’t even ask for your email address. Just share us on Facebook or Pinterest and that will keep us going!
If you’re looking for the rules to any other drinking game in the world, click here: Drinking Game Rules.
All Playable Online Drinking Games are straightforward, but you may need some specialized INSTRUCTIONS FOR DRUNK MARIO:
Just click START and make sure you leave your cursor in the game field. DRINK when you get hurt, and DRINK when you die. Hell, we designed and built this custom online drinking game just for you, so you might as well drink when you win the game too! Good luck playing Drunk Mario! <<<<<<<Click this link for detailed instructions for the game.
Special attributes of the Drunk Mario online drinking game: *Puke on cops, bouncers, and judges to beat them. *Drink Whiskey to power up. *Piss on the flag to end the level. *Screen commands you to drink when you get hurt and die. *Collect beer cans for points. *Rescue a whorish bar fly from jail. *Avoid being shat on by a bird.
Our Online Drinking Games were expanded in April 2013 with Drunk Memory, Drunk Hangman and Drunk Speed Racer. These games are being integrated on the site at this time and will be available for play shortly.
LEVEL 6 of DRUNK MARIO
We also added another level to Drunk Mario – a very difficult Level 6. In the beginning of this level you must jump across a wide chasm with a sliding log, however, you can’t land on the log for more than a second because it will fly out from under you. The trick here is 2 fast jumps, timed just right. Hopefully you don’t get the “DRINK” screen too many times trying to figure this one out!
We’re currently developing yet another set of online drinking games, and when they’re done they’ll be added to this page along with Drunk Mario. Remember, we built these drinking games just for our users, so you can’t find them or play them anywhere else in the world!
You can also play the following online video drinking games right now on their dedicated pages, as well as learn more about these drinking games and rules variations, watch retarded videos and take part in ridiculous polls:
One of the games we’re currently developing involves trying to keep your character from getting shit on by pigeons (some of this is also incorporated into Drunk Mario). In the other online drinking game our developers are working on, you’re a cop trying to chase down a drunk driver. Only trouble is, the jelly donuts you ate were spiked with rum, and now you’re drunk too!
While you wait for these customized games to be developed for your FREE use, we invite you to check out our comprehensive list of worldwide party and online drinking games found in the left sidebar of the site. How do you play? Read the simple rules first, dummy. Then drink when you suck. Drink when you lose. Make your opponents drink when they suck. Drink when you win! It’s pretty simple, and pretty fun too. But as is the case with all drinking activities, make sure that you’re responsible and safe when you play any online drinking game.
Please use the comment form below to let us know what you think of DRUNK MARIO, DRUNK PACMAN, DRUNK MEMORY, ONLINE KINGS and ONLINE BEER PONG and tell us your suggestions for more internet drinking games.